Days 28 & 29 - Las Vegas, NV

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.



Just kidding, but I've decided to do this one as random thoughts in point form:

• To the 2 young ladies discussing spray tans with your 20+ year older male, uh, friends at the Bellagio craps table, maybe you should get the basic info from your, uh, friends, before you go out in public with them. It is also good to know that they really weren't that interested in what you had to say about spray tans.
• To the craps tables at Bellagio, The Venetian, and Ceasar's Palace. You all suck. May you choke on my money.
• To Thomas Keller's Bouchon restaurant, I'm going to back my car up to the door and I'd like you to fill up the trunk with your salmon rillettes.
• To everybody on vacation who is also on their mobile phones describing what they're doing to the person on the other end - this is the 21st century equivalent of making your friends/neighbours/family watch a slide show when you get home. Please stop. Why not try enjoying the Grand Canyon / Alamo / Pool at the Bellagio and tell folks about it later. And to the same people - keep your voice down (and this is coming from a loud phone talker).
• To the housekeeping staff at the Bellagio - thanks for the extra pillow chocolates, you rock.
• Have I told the craps table to go eff themselves yet???
• To the topless German woman sunbathing beside me - please continue, I'm a non-threatening Canadian.
• To In-N-Out Burger - your french fries suck-diddly-uck. But your burgers are quite tasty and any place that let's me make my own Arnold Palmer is OK by me.
• To the stupid tourist that walk around the casinos like no one else is around you. Speed up or slow down and move to one side. And cut down on the mouth breathing.
• To PAJ - 29 Black is a load of crap. I'm coming for my money.
  

Move thoughts to come.